I know...I know...there should be more interesting things going on in my life than mucus, but the sad truth is that its what I am dealing with more than 70% of my day. Between Maddie, Bella and I we've cornered the market.
I just can't believe HOW MUCH SNOT any one person can have during a cold. Although, research suggests that even at the peak of a cold you are only truly producing about 14 grams or maybe 1/2 ounce of the stuff...
I don't believe it.
Guess what else I found out in my research? Somebody actually did a study on the effects of chicken noodle soup on mucus. Drink up folks...those little bawk bawks and noodles vapors loosen it all up.
Who would have thunk it?
Now, a quick shout out to the man who gave me all this great information - Mr. Cecil Adams, the self proclaimed smartest man in the world. He's got the lowdown on anything you've ever wondered such as...
Can Coca-Cola be used as a contraceptive?
Is the Swiss Army Knife really used by the Swiss Army?
Did the inventor of the Slinky join a cult in Bolivia?
Yes...you can find answers to all these questions and more at http://www.straightdope.com/
Commercial is now over....and I need to blow my nose.
1 comment:
Isn't google the best?
I hope the snot leaves your home.
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