This is "old photo day"... I came across this one from 2007 when I bought John a Chuck Norris t-shirt because when people ask why there isn't a Chuck Norris day...I just have to say, "You're wrong...every day is Chuck Norris day." So, today we celebrate past Christmas presents and CHUCK!
And now just a few select favorite Chuck Norris jokes...
When Chuck Norris plays chess he doesn't say "checkmate." He says, "Chuck Norris."
They found Chuck Norris' diary and published it. Its called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris knows a word that rhymes with orange.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
When taking the SAT test write Chuck Norris for every answer and you will score an 8000.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. Thats why there are no signs of life.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris.....the end.
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